Naked Passenger Strolls Through Fort Lauderdale Airport, Wants To Get Screened By TSA

Earlier this month, a naked man strolled through the Fort Lauderdale airport and proceeded up to TSA security screening.

This should be the easiest security screening of the week: no shoes to remove, no pockets to empty, and he’s obviously not concealing hidden water anywhere. I’m not sure though if he just wants to avoid a pat down, or he’s actually hoping for one.